my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just
it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response
sometimes it scares me
how much i think about going out for a walk
and never coming home
how willing i am
to leave everything i have
and everyone i know
(Source: flatsound)
When your parents walk into your room for no reason and stand there looking at you
When Barack Obama makes a joke:
When Mitt Romney makes a joke:
- mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
- me: i have no idea
Messaging someone
- Them: Doesn't reply
- Me: I regret this
- Me: I regret everything
- Me: I regret my whole life
- Me: I regret every tiny atom from every star from every corner of the galaxy that crash-landed on this earth and created the prehistoric aquatic organism that was my first multicellular ancestor
i wanna get an education but i dont wanna wake up early and do homework u feel me
